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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[likewinning]

I am sorry to have never met her mother, but I am glad to be able to witness her own sassiness.

[noterminalcalledend]

...I really would have enjoyed it. The two of you meeting.

[likewinning]

I know you would have.

[noterminalcalledend]

She is very precious to me.

[likewinning]

I never thought a woman would hold a place in your heart like that.

[noterminalcalledend]

Elesa erasure.

[likewinning]

You know what I meant.

[noterminalcalledend]

You are trying to fluster me!!!!

[likewinning]

Yes, I am.

[noterminalcalledend]

You will see plenty of fluster at dinner tonight!

[likewinning]

And I am so verrrry excited for that.

[noterminalcalledend]

You like Tern nearly as much as I do.

[likewinning]

Only because he makes you happy.

[noterminalcalledend]

I hope he is excited as well...

[likewinning]

Anyone would be. Especially with your sudden return.

[noterminalcalledend]

...did he reach out when....

[likewinning]

. . . Yes.

[noterminalcalledend]

Did he believe you?

[likewinning]

Of course.

[noterminalcalledend]

Of course he did...

I'm glad.

[likewinning]

I would have told you if he had not.

[noterminalcalledend]

In a very disappointed voice?

[likewinning]

I would have been verrrry disappointed.

[noterminalcalledend]

He's...very stubborn. Much like you.

[likewinning]

But at least he is stubborn in a good way.