The Subway Master Ingo (
noterminalcalledend) wrote2022-04-05 04:52 pm
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[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.
And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.
And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.
holy shit a guy fell out the sky
ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???
I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???
@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES
@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this
@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND
Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]
And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.
And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.
holy shit a guy fell out the sky
ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???
I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???
@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES
@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this
@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND
Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]
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Your brother did get cornered in the bathroom by a tabloid reporter who has a hand on the wheelchair brake. and Ingo is well. even if he's in a wheelchair its very obvious he COULD kick this man's ass but its for that very reason he's held hostage--its too unfair of a fight if a fight starts. He'd look bad
And the reporter is just. going in on Ingo. What's it like to be back if he really was gone? Do you hate it here? Haven't you been a burden since arrival? What's it like to be the source of so many problems and how is he coping with it? Did he know he's been outted?
Ingo is ignoring him, staring off to the side]
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Oh my! Nimbasa's finest have no decency, I see. The internet will certainly want to hear about this.
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[ . . . puts his phone away, stepping over to Ingo. ]
Are you alright?
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Do you want to take the rest of our food home?
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He eyes the boxes, then starts stacking them on Ingo's lap in such a way that they practically obscure him by the time he's done. ]
Hang on to those for me, please!
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[very strained voice]
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Ingo calming as they go]
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I did not know how to escape the situation and I had panicked. I apologize.
[he was a prisoner to his own politeness]
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[ getting to their building!! so close! ]
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Certainly.
Unkind.
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They have been like that.
[ well. he heard them talking shit about Emmet. ]
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[ getting to their floor and fumbling with his keys. ]
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I should have made a scene.
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