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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

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[likewinning]

Ingoooooo.

[noterminalcalledend]

Emmmeeettt.

What if you woke me up in an hour.

[likewinning]

Very well.

[ he pulls out his phone and sets an alarm, then sets it aside. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

The beds in Unova are very soft.

[likewinning]

It helps that you are home.

[noterminalcalledend]

Mmmhhmm...

[leaning head against bro]

[likewinning]

We can take a nap for now.

[noterminalcalledend]

[sleepy mutter as he grabs onto Emmet's sleeve]

[likewinning]

[ this is fine. it's fine. ]