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[noterminalcalledend]

[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND

Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Comments

[noterminalcalledend]

I would fight him in a boxing ring on youtube so everyone could see me knock him flat on his ass.

[likewinning]

I take it you saw that I did initiate legal action.

[noterminalcalledend]

Yes and I've been taking it from there. He built a purely circumstantial case with no motive, engaged in harassing behaviors not only against you but apparently other acquaintances of ours as well in an effort to get himself a Big Win.

[likewinning]

[ Emmet goes quiet, just. nodding a little. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

My intentions are to have him fired and to pay us for pain and suffering.

Is that your ideal outcome?

[likewinning]

I just wanted him to leave me alone.

[noterminalcalledend]

Would a settlement in exchange for peace then be preferable?

[likewinning]

. . . I don't know.

[ He glances aside. ]

[noterminalcalledend]

My natural inclination is to bring him to ruin.

But this is not about me.

[likewinning]

If he did that to someone else — someone who wasn't me — what would you do?

[noterminalcalledend]

...I do not rightly know.

True justice would be ensuring he cannot harm us or any other.

Peace may not be the same thing. A settlement would get things done more quickly and spare you a court appearance.

[likewinning]

Even if he leaves me alone, he could do it to someone else.

[noterminalcalledend]

And we have a lot more power than many others.

[likewinning]

Which means your plan is sound.

[noterminalcalledend]

...will you be alright in court?

[likewinning]

No. But I will survive.

[noterminalcalledend]

You can bring your joltik with you.

[likewinning]

I will bring all of them.

[noterminalcalledend]

That is a lot of joltik.....

[likewinning]

I need them.

[noterminalcalledend]

I shall see what I can do.

[likewinning]

I do not want this happening to anyone else, though.

[noterminalcalledend]

I will ensure he is no longer able to harm anyone else.

[likewinning]

Good.

[noterminalcalledend]

That is all months off however, so do not stress over it yet.