[personal profile] noterminalcalledend
[One day in Unova, the sky opened up.

And dropped out a muppet of a man in tattered conductor's clothing. He hits the ground amid a crowd and instantly a lot is going on. Some people rushing to help him up, to check for injuries. Some calling the police. Some recording the rip in the sky.

And others recording the man, tweeting out that amazing thing that had just occurred.

holy shit a guy fell out the sky

ITS RAINING MEN?! HALLELUJAH???

I can't believe my theory that Ingo was buried in a landfill has been proven wrong like this #FindIngo #FoundIngo???

@ TrueCrimeRoyals TOLD YOU HE WAS ALIVE DUMBASSES

@ SubwayBossEmmet please see this

@ SubwayBossEmmet YOUR BROTHER WWAS FOUND


Somewhere, Emmet's phone is screaming with notifications and calls]

Date: 2022-04-20 02:59 am (UTC)
likewinning: (107)
From: [personal profile] likewinning
Such as?

Date: 2022-04-20 03:07 am (UTC)
likewinning: (105)
From: [personal profile] likewinning
I could go along with that.

Date: 2022-04-20 03:11 am (UTC)
likewinning: (48)
From: [personal profile] likewinning
Bold words from an old man.

Date: 2022-04-20 03:13 am (UTC)
likewinning: (99)
From: [personal profile] likewinning
See?

Date: 2022-04-20 03:16 am (UTC)
likewinning: (41)
From: [personal profile] likewinning
Yes, that is true. I can help you with your packing.

Date: 2022-04-20 03:27 am (UTC)
likewinning: (06)
From: [personal profile] likewinning
And it will be a bit more difficult for you to pack and maneuver with a cane.

Date: 2022-04-20 03:34 am (UTC)
likewinning: (68)
From: [personal profile] likewinning
I for one look forward to when you can carry things as well.

Date: 2022-04-20 03:40 am (UTC)
likewinning: (55)
From: [personal profile] likewinning
Yes, I figured as much.

Date: 2022-04-20 03:43 am (UTC)
likewinning: (08)
From: [personal profile] likewinning
No. I believe it would be better for you to get used to the cane. Your body will not improve if you go back to the wheelchair.

Date: 2022-04-20 03:47 am (UTC)
likewinning: (104)
From: [personal profile] likewinning
My big brother is so mean to me.

Date: 2022-04-20 03:52 am (UTC)
likewinning: (107)
From: [personal profile] likewinning
So cruel!

Date: 2022-04-20 03:54 am (UTC)
likewinning: (98)
From: [personal profile] likewinning
I am not nearly as cruel.

Date: 2022-04-20 04:09 am (UTC)
likewinning: (13)
From: [personal profile] likewinning
Verrrry cruel! Have mercy on your poor younger brother.

[ stands up, though. gotta start packing for both of 'em. ]
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